Hello Rank Squad!
It’s creeping towards the end of the transfer window and certain teams are still desperately in need of reinforcements – as we prepare for things to get stressful over the next week. We take a peek behind the curtains at Goodison Park, Stamford Bridge, the King Power and Old Trafford to analyse the players that need to come and go before the window slams shut if Everton, Chelsea, Leicester City and Manchester United are to live up to expectations this season.
Things We Love takes a look at Casemiro’s tearful but celebratory departure from Real Madrid and discusses why he’s an excellent addition for United; and there’s also an outpouring of love for new Napoli starboy Kvicha Kvaratskhelia and some big respect put on Luciano Spalletti’s shirt collection.
Melon of the Week takes us into the Portuguese Second Tier, and the Gibberish makes some semblance of sense this time out – with Sam ranking the three statistical measures used in football that he thinks are a bit of a nonsense. It’s Ranks!