Hello Rank Squad!
The domestic season is (mostly) over for 2022/23 and so it’s time for us to look back and hand out some awards, especially for those who might have been missed out!
We hand out some alternative awards – Coolest player, most watchable team, most pointless transfer, worst decision maker, and many more – to try and get a full lid on the best and worst things that happened this season and how you might remember them.
Before that, we start with a discussion of the latest news on Kylian Mbappé and if he actually wants out of PSG, talking about how he’d fit (or not) at Madrid, and how the future actually looks at the Parc des Princes these days.
And there’s finally room for a Melon of the Season, a Gibberish Rankings about why British people cannot cope in a long, hot summer; and a goodbye for a little while to Sam, who is taking a well-earned rest.